Opis
If you are interested in this tour please pm me. January 2021 finally make Poland look like like most of the Polish people remember from their childhood (at least those who were born before year 2000 😜). Snowman everywhere, kids doing snow ball fights, and sliding down the slops on snow.As 2020 was the warmest year in the history of measurements, snowy white Kraków will not take long! So let's enjoy together this unique situation, which used to be so common! We will meet next to Katyń Cross, nearby St. Gille church (Św Idziego). We will walk through the old down enjoy white Kraków, listen to history and also warm up with some traditional treat.Let's enjoy white snowy winter Kraków! Let's enjoy the old normal together! 🙂We will have warm treat in the middle of the tour and at the end to... keep us warm of course! This is paid separately 22 PLN cash at the beginning of the tour. (Warm drink in the middle, soup and warming up drink at the end). Here is this famous Russian joke about differences with temperature attitude, with my small upgrades. 🙂 +20° - Spanish put on sweaters (if they can find them). +15° - Hawaiians turn on heaters (if they have them). +10° - People on Kraków expats are asking questions is this normal? +5° - You see your own breath. Italian cars don't start. Your Polish friends share milions pictures of winter swimming. 0° - Water freezes in America; in Russia it thickens. -5° - French cars don't start. -10° - You're planning a vacation to Australia. -15° - Your cat insists on sleeping in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters. -18° - Kraków City landlords turn on the heat. Russians have their last picnic. -20° - American cars don't start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves. -25° - German cars don't start. Hawaiians die. -30° - Politicians start thinking about homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pajamas. -35° - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don't start. -40° - You're planning a two-week hot tub bath. Swedish cars don't start. -42° - Public transportation comes to a halt in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the street. -45° - All Spanish die. Politicians finally start doing something for the homeless. -50° - Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska, people close the window in the bathroom. -60° - Polar bears start heading south. -70° - Hell freezes. -73° - Finnish social services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland. Russians wear earmuff hats. -80° - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets. -114° - Ethyl alcohol starts to freeze. Russians are moaning. -273° - Absolute zero; subatomic particles cease their movement. Russians wear boots. -295° - 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team wins the world championship.
If you are interested in this tour please pm me. January 2021 finally make Poland look like like most of the Polish people remember from their childhood (at least those who were born before year 2000 😜). Snowman everywhere, kids doing snow ball fights, and sliding down the slops on snow.As 2020 was the warmest year in the history of measurements, snowy white Kraków will not take long! So let's enjoy together this unique situation, which used to be so common! We will meet next to Katyń Cross, nearby St. Gille church (Św Idziego). We will walk through the old down enjoy white Kraków, listen to history and also warm up with some traditional treat.Let's enjoy white snowy winter Kraków! Let's enjoy the old normal together! 🙂We will have warm treat in the middle of the tour and at the end to... keep us warm of course! This is paid separately 22 PLN cash at the beginning of the tour. (Warm drink in the middle, soup and warming up drink at the end). Here is this famous Russian joke about d...